Aziz: I was sitting there with a friend and he was like, “Aziz, what have you been up to in L.A.?” And I said, “Shut up, ‘cus 50 Cent is sitting over there and I need to hear everything he says.”
Dave: Oh, well that happens often in the city. And what did he say?
Aziz: 50 Cent did not disappoint. OK, he ordered grapefruit soda, right? Waiter brings him the grapefruit soda and then 50 Cent said the greatest thing that anyone could ever say when they see a grapefruit soda. He looks at the waiter and he goes, “Why isn’t this purple?!” And it took me a few seconds and then I realized, ‘OH MY GOD! 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is!’ I couldn’t believe it. I was like, “Everybody in the restaurant, you need to shut up right now, because a waiter is about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is!” I just couldn’t believe it. How does he not know what a grapefruit is? He’s been rich for so long! He must run into a grapefruit every now and then. I do OK, I see a grapefruit at least every other day.