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Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
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Susan: Here’s a hard-hitting journalistic question. For the folks at home, what does Sutton Foster’s mouth taste like?
Bobby: Her mouth?
Susan: Yeah.
Bobby: Rainbows. Rainbows and me.
Susan: Word. That is a strong, strong answer.
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Sutton: (on what broadway brain she would eat) I probably would want to eat yours.
Susan: Good answer. But, why?
Sutton: ‘Cus I’m really curious what’s going on in there.
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Susan: If somebody was going to lick your face besides me, who would you like to have lick your face?
Jonathan: Sutton Foster is my first instinct, gut response to that question.
Susan: I think we can make that happen.
Jonathan: Could you? Please?
Susan: Yeah.
(goat makes a noise)
Jonathan: (to the goat) Do you agree with that? I think this goat wants to be licked by Sutton Foster, as well.
Susan: I think that goat wants to lick Sutton Foster. But who wouldn’t?
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Hunter: Describe in two words what it’s like to kiss Heidi.
Susan: Soft and delicious.
Heidi: Yeah. You got that?
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Hunter: You get your nose back.
Heidi: I gave it back!
Hunter: But I gave the rest of it back. It’s a lot of nose.
Susan: That’s why it’s so big. It’s just noses on noses on noses.
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
i don’t have the patience to gif the whole ‘human centipede’ discussion the [tos] gang has in their side by side episode. but let it be known that it is one of my favorite moments.
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Jeff: I designed the first official website for Wicked.
Heidi: OH MY GOD!
Hunter: OH MY GOD. Do you know Idina!? DO YOU KNOW IDINA?!
Jeff: I did Idina’s website.
Hunter & Heidi: OH MY GOD!
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Daniel: The most we made on a bow tie was actually the other day, on our last matinee fundraising, somebody paid $13,000 for a bow tie.
Susan: What the what?! Did you throw in a handj with that?
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Sutton: It’s nice to be here representin’.
Susan: You’re the whitest girl in the world.
Sutton: I am. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo, SuFo in the hizz-ouse.
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Susan and Norbert playing “Trading Pictures”
Norbert: Is that an anal canal? Is that a knife in an anal canal? Oh my god.
Susan: Oh, I just saw some polyps.
Norbert: Check that out.
Susan: That’s a lot of polyps.
Norbert: Here’s what I like. I like the hairs coming out of the polyps.
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Susan: (about The Full Monty) High dinger per capita ratio in that show, very high, which I always endorse. So now that it’s all over, and everybody’s pants are back on, who had the fullest monty? What?! Holla.
Emily: This is a dud answer but you know, they kind of ultimately all look the same.
Susan: I’m not buying it. I’m not buying it for a second. That is a politic answer. I don’t believe you.
Emily: It’s true! Under the lights, they all look the same.
Susan: No, you’re not going to name a name?
Emily: No! I wasn’t comparing and contrasting!
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Susan: Get it over with… Ooh, that was the most sensual of all the licks.
Audra: I’ve got a really long tongue. Was that too much information?
Susan: Show it! Can we get a shot of Audra’s proud mother right now? Just a shot of the proud mother of the woman with that tongue.
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
Susan: What is the most memorable thing you have ever seen on a Broadway stage? Or any stage?
Will: Umm, Harry Potter’s wiener?
Favorite Side By Side By Susan Blackwell Moments
